How It Works
Our patented FowlFare™ technology uses a live chicken to determine your airfare. The chicken's pecking patterns are analyzed by our state-of-the-art "random number generator" (the chicken) to ensure prices that are completely free from logic, reason, or market forces.
"Is this legal? Technically, yes. Is it ethical? We asked the chicken and she didn't say no." - Howard Barium, CEO