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Do you find vacation just too expensive? Well, how does 21 dollars to San Jose sound? 35 dollars to Phoenix? 27 to Las Vegas? Introducing SkyHigh Airlines Super Scrimper Fares. You'll be whisked away in intermittent air-conditioned comfort at an altitude of eight feet and speeds approaching 60 miles per hour in one of our diesel "Flightless Eagle Coaches." Yes, buses. You may not be flying, but your spirits will be soaring as you speed toward our hub on the outskirts of Elko, Nevada. What's more, your SkyHigh Airlines mileage is good for a regular soda at the fabulous Wooden Nickel Casino and Stockyard. SkyHigh Airlines Super Scrimper Fares. Saving you money at a price.
This week's SUPER SCRIMPER SPECIALS:
Boca Raton, FL via Elko, NV: $12.92
Ottawa, Canada via Elko, NV: $32.47
Trenton, NJ via Elko, NV: $5.84
Tip: Adult diapers aren't an altogether bad idea. As a time-saving convenience, some Super Scrimper itineraries do not allow for restroom stops, nor do most Flightless Eagle Coaches feature "functioning" lavatories. Please dress accordingly.
Tip: Bring a map. This is a big continent, and Flightless Eagle pilots do occasionally lose their way. Your navigation assistance is appreciated.
DISCLAIMER: For those unable to devote 3-4 weeks travel time, you could theoretically try alaskaair.com. They have low fares and Web Specials. And you can fly in a jet. Whoop-dee-doo.
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